Shirley Manson at MOCA 30th Anniversay Gala - Girl Crush!!

 Shirley Manson? I love you.

 

 Silly (not Stupid) Girl

 

 Stunning!!!

Y'all KNOW I love me some Shirley Manson (from the band Garbage?? Stay with me people!). I won't tell you the "I met Shirley Manson" story for the 8000th time. I just love her!

Here's my Scottish badass beauty looking elegant at the Museum of Contemporary Art's 30th Anniversary Gaga last night in Los Angeles. Party envy and seating arrangement envy.

In case a few of you have forgotten...here's just one reason I adore this gorgeous woman. 

Swooooon.

Recommended Movie of the Weekend - "From Dusk Til Dawn". HELL, yeah.

I've made mention of this Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino classic before. George Clooney was still Dr. Ross on E-Freakin'-R back in 1996 when this was released. I loved his little nervous tics, I loved Juliette Lewis and her white trash accent...but Salma. Oh, Salma Hayek and her snake dance. HO.LEE.SHIT. She was utter perfection...pouring that whiskey down her leg for "Richie" (Quentin) to drink it from her toes? Come ON, people. Does it get any sexier than that? No. It doesn't.

Oh yeah--there are vampires. LOTS of vampires.

Watch it. Love it. Tell me how you feel about it.

I love you guys so bad...but, "No Homo", right? HA!

THIS is pretty goddamned funny for a Saturday morning.

Just because I would TOTALLY break my lesbian cherry (isn't that Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor?) with Portia DeRossi....ya know, no homo, right? Pssh. As IF. How 'bout Total Homo? That's more like it.

SWOOOOOON.....

For these rappers to feel the constant need to say "no homo" in their lyrics means only one thing: They're all on the down low. (I love making blanket statements), and for those of y'all who might not know what I'm referring to, check this out: 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=down+low+ ).

C'mon you rappers out there (because I know you're readin' this), IT'S ALL GOOD!!

Oh, Li'l Wayne. Oh, Kanye. Don't you know what a positive impact it would be (sorta?) to the gay community if you would just come OUT already?

Happy Birthday, Joan Jett!! (Belated)

Joan Jett is 48, bitches

Oh Joan Jett. You are a hot piece of badass...

I swear, one day, Imma (thanks, Kanye for the new word) go to the casino and see Joan Jett and she will rock. My. World.

I saw Joan waaay back in 1982, and I think she's cooler and hotter than ever. Here comes the latent lesbian in me again...