This is what I wake up to on a Sunday morning?? Jesus wept. I don't care if Slutoween Halloween is upon us. This. Is. Unacceptable. What is it with this Hillybillyraycyrus family?
Here is Miley's little sister at a the 16th Annual Dream Halloween. This little event was held in Santa Monica last night, with proceeds going to the Children Affected with AIDS Foundation...which is great. But wow.
I know this supposed to be funny; I mean, I think it is. EVERYONE wants to see Roman Polanski questioned by Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator on NBC. This mash-up of an old interview with the serial pedophile and "respected auteur" along with bits of Chris Hansen doing his best "I'm Chris Hansen". Funny stuff.
What's not so funny is how un-effing-remorseful Polanski seems. He's NOT sorry, and feels he's done his time. After all, he can't help it that he has a thing for young girls. What's the problem??
God, I hate this piece of shit. I'd like to post the most current list of pro-child molesters in Hollywood (WHAT? Isn't that what they are??) for your perusal.
Isn't it ironic that even though it's an alphabetized list, Woody Allen is FIRST?
Woody Allen, Pedro Almodovar, Monica Bellucci, Gael Garcia Bernal, Bernardo Bertolucci, Ethan Coen, Robert Cohen, Penelope Cruz, Jonathan Demme, Stephen Frears, Terry Gilliam, Buck Henry, David Heyman, Larry Levine, David Lynch, Michael Mann, Jeanne Moreau, Alexander Payne, Brett Ratner, Isabelle Ruh, Julian Schnabel, Martin Scorsese, Tilda Swinton, Julie Turcas, Isabelle Adjani, Harrison Ford, Taylor Hackford, Isabelle Huppert, Jeremy Irons, Neil Jordan, Sam Mendes, Camille Meyer, Mike Nichols, Natalie Portman, Salman Rushdie, Kristin Scott Thomas, William Shawcross, Steven Soderbergh, Diane von Furstenberg, Margaret Walker, Scott Foundas
via (LA Weekly).
Eff ALL of you. We'll see how supportive you artistes are if your child is the victim of molestation--and judging by the size of the list, I'd say someone's kid already has been given that lovely opportunity. Nice.
I don't know...maybe there are some underpinnings (as the old biddies used to say) underneath that sheer, striped thing Rihanna is sporting, but come ON. Here we have yet another young, 21-year old trotting around in hooker clothing.
I really don't think I'm a prude. How-effing-ever. This dress qualifies for a "Ho Stro" get-up. Know'msayin'?
I think I tend to be a little more Judgey McJudgerson when I have Felix for the day. Or MAYBE these gals need to stop dressing like Vegas strippers? You decide, because I can't.
When will someone--I don't care who--call The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (1-800-THE-LOST) to help Ali Lohan out of her mess of a life?
Michael and Dina Lohan are shit for parents. Look at this FIFTEEN YEAR OLD daughter of theirs in Paris with their other sad daughter, Lindsay a couple of nights ago. ForpitySAKE.
How long before one or both of these girls end up dead in some stranger's apartment?
And Lindsay? Don't count on becoming iconic like your beloved Marilyn Monroe.
Lindsay's trying to tell us something by
displaying her arm like this, if you ask me.
We can see that you're still cutting yourself. NOT cool, man. Oh, in case you're wondering? The tattoo is a quote of Marilyn's: The wording, "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle," is surrounded by yellow, blue and green stars.
Today Evan Rachel Wood turns 22 years old. When I see photos like this, I feel old. I'm going to just blurt it out: I lost my virginity at the age of 22. I have a sneaking suspicion that Evan hasn't held onto hers for quite as many years. I don't know, maybe the fact that Evan was living with Marilyn Manson when she was 19 years old gave it away. Then there were rumblings of an affair with the ancient (shudder) Mickey Rourke while filming and promoting "The Wrestler".
I guess Evan is an okay actress. I remember seeing her on the TV series, "Once and Again" back in the 90's when she was really young. Now everyone's peeing their pants in excitement about Evan's appearance on "True Blood". (I finally sat through some of "True Blood" last night, by the way. I found most of the acting rather questionable and campy. I turned it off.)
I'm rambling. I guess I'm just glad I have sons. Know'msayin'?
Gavin's playing malls now? Oh, yeah. A benefit show.
Kingston's a crybaby! Kingston's a crybaby!
Gwen Stefani brought her boys Kingston and Zuma to see their dad Gavin Rossdale perform as part of the Donate Life Summer Concert Series at The Grove in L.A. on Wednesday night, but someone was being a cranky-doodle about it. Hey, this isn't the first time I've seen Kingston Rossdale bawling his head off. The last crying scene was when the Rossdales took the special ones to an L.A. park and some kid (I'm picturing Cartman from "South Park") smacked Kingston and made him cry like the baby he is. Nanny stepped right in to coddle.
So. Here we have Kingston. Crying a-bloody-gain. I love how Gwen is making the "awwww, it's okay"-face, but not holding him. Gawd. That might involve messing up that hairdo.
Hey, GWEN? How 'bout you step in and comfort him your damn self?
