Do Not Attempt to Hug The Angelina!!

"I said, BACK THE EFF UP!"

Apparently Angelina Jolie doesn't enjoy, nor does she look forward to, HUGS. This crazy story is all over The Internets today. You know what? I don't enjoy hugs from people I barely know, either. 

I'm sure The Gorgeous One adores hugs from her kids and Brad. She has no reason to feel obligated to hug perfect strangers (unless it's BALKI, because he rocks right now), if she doesn't want to. 

Honestly, with the new H1N1 Plague going around, I want to wrap myself in plastic...but not in a Laura Palmer/Twin Peaks kinda way.

Tim Burton's Halloween Photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar Magazine

I probably would kill for this dress.

Santa Tim? Is that you?

It will come as no surprise to any of you

that I went as "Lydia" (the sulky photographer) 

from Beetlejuice many years ago for Halloween.

   

"Jack Skelington"--awesome.

Halloween is one sexy night, isn't it?

Oh, Tim Burton. I love you. I love Johnny Depp. I love PeeWee's Big Adventure. I love Beetlejuice. I love it all...and I know I will love Alice in Wonderland.

A couple of my favorite lines from Beetlejuice:

"If I don't gut this house and make it my own, I will go insane and TAKE YOU WITH ME!"

"Lydia, I can build you a darkroom!"

"My life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room."

Just ask my family how many times I've uttered both of those quotes...and meant every word of them.

 

While we're on the subject of the Jolie-Pitt Family...

Zahara and Shiloh go to Toys R Us!!

Shiloh (I mean JOHN from Peter Pan)--and "Z" had a trip to the local Toulon, France Toys R Us with Mummy and Pax yesterday. No, I'm not posting picture of Angie, all dressed in black, because it's all about these two.

Shiloh, Chaz Bono (mean!) John and Zahara are hilarious. Z is living up to her Naomi Campbell comparison  by looking FEEEEEIRCE in that skirt and little top (and crankyface) and her little sister is being the imaginative dork (Z's word, not mine) that she is. She's still pulling the "My name is JOHN!!" silliness that I find adorable. She even has a sword, and it's probably real considering Mummy's fetish for knives.

I think I'd like to spend a day--wait, maybe a couple hours--okay, 30 minutes--in that household just to witness the chaos. 

Tyra Banks does NOT want to "go there", Cynthia McFadden!

Wow. Just watching Tyra Banks and her crazyface scared the crap out of me. 

I'm puzzled by TyTy's response to Cynthia McFadden's line of questioning about Janice Dickinson and Paulina Porizkova's departures from America's Next Top Model. Clearly Tyra's PR chick didn't want the questions posed at all, with her "we're not going there" chirps. Hey, guess what? YOU'RE ON NIGHTLINE, not Entertainment Tonight, mmkay?


Oh, really? Who the HELL does Tyra Banks think she is? I don't care if her show just won an Emmy. She hasn't earned the right not to discuss aspects of her show that other people are already talking about, namely, the dismissals of the two former models.  Janice and Paulina clearly have issues with the way they were treated then ultimately fired. (Paulina was fired the night before her birthday. YAY! Break out the hats and horns!)


I love that Cynthia McFadden kept "going there". Check out Tyra's eyes. She has the facial expressions of the Queen Bitch in high school gym class who takes pleasure in torturing the new chick. (Oh. I think I just revealed too much about my arrival to a new school in 9th grade.)

Tyra came across as defensive, self-absorbed and frankly, mean. I pity the people who do work for her--today.  They better watch the eff OUT.