Who is in my secret fantasy

I went to watch Hancock with my siblings and Liana's boyfriend the other day, and I saw this poster with Jordan Chan at the front part (old, got eyebags but still attractive hoh) and I was all LETS WATCH THIS INSTEAD. But nobody was with me because we've been wanting to watch Hancock for quite some time already *paiseh*. I couldve watch it alone and miss the siblings togetherness (that I love so much, the best thing in the world), so I passed. The movie starring Jordan Chan is KungFu Hip Hop (sound so cool already T_T), so if any of you happen to watch please fill me in (I beg youuuuuuuuuu, eh why sound so desperate, must stop typing 'u' now).

Jordan Chan Siu Chun is my favourite actor since forever and nobody can beat, ever, not even Joni Dep (see I dont even know how to spell that guy's name *pretend*). Before I go to sleep I think of him. When I eat and Im still hungry, its because of him. When I shower and I'm not wet, its because of him. Haha. I remember I used to have this poster (I wish I could say giant poster so you would know how much I love him, but where can find such poster, unless I go and steal his life size cardboard cutout at some optical shop) at my room and before I go to school I'd say byebye to him hohoh. And I used to put this picture of him in Who I'd Like To Meet section and thought I was cool.

I AM COOL (-_-")

Okay some of you who read this and do not know who he is until I show you this picture, might think like wtf why this girl so blind T_T, but let me explain to you, NOOOO HE'S ACTUALLY REAL HANDSOME WHEN IN MOTION. WHEN HE'S MOVING WHEN HE'S ACTING.

He's so funny and funny is sexy! You always see in movies that bad guys always win. But if theres a funny guy, at the end funny guy will win. Funny guy always win! Funny is the first thing any girl should look in a guy, then only rich and handsome (rich and handsome comes in second, not rich in second, handsome in third, no not like that, rich must come with handsome, both in second, but funny must first why so lengthy the explanation I wonder. But seriously, kind-hearted should come in second *trying to explain self*) You should watch 3.a.m and Haunted Office (all these are real scary till you always feel like someone is at your back but actually got no one, for three weeks straight) and its funny and scary and Jordan Chan looked so cute when he's scared okay, you feel like you want to hug him and suddenly not scared of ghosts and can fight back (just for him).

And you should also watch him in Those Were The Days and Initial D *drools*. I dont know why but he always get the macho gangster part or macho hero part. Maybe because whatever he does is macho (pretending to wonder but actually know the answer already, he is macho duh. Wtf I hate the word 'duh'. Why did I use it? Oh only for Jordan Chan). You know how funny he is? Let me tell you how funny he is. He starred in this film in 2003, and it is called Men Suddenly In Black. HAHAHA WHY GOT 'SUDDENLY' THERE? CHEAP FUNNIER VERSION OF MEN IN BLACK IS IT?? HAHA *laughing while crying then went to run on treadmill*

I think youve had enough of my secret fantasy, Jordan Chan The Chun, but what the hell I still want to talk about him. Okay actually thats all. Haha.

OhSoRandom: This might be a lil bit late already, but I want to crap about my first experience watching live football match (Chealsea vs Malaysia) on my next post, I hope.